Are monsters like h i m born that way,
or are they raised into m o n s t e r s?
guh I love the 3rd gif STOP. NOW. moment so much the set of her angry angry jaw and how raleigh spins sideways to her at the speed of light going from teller-tastic murder eyes to a small head-shake of ‘no babe no the punk’s not worth it’ but he’s NOT physically like puffing up and protecting her or covering her or grabbing her with an open hand of restraint he’s literally nudging gently with the side of his hand like ‘i recommend non-violence at this juncture my sun and stars’ and how Mako’s look off this is like ???? I KNOW THIS CLOWN TRUST ME HE NEEDS A FIST TO THE THROAT HOW ARE YOU SO CHILL RALEIGH SRSLY MY KNEE HIS NUTS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST RODEO WITH CHUCKLES HERE and chuck god love him is just like ‘fucken bullseye’ and gives the wasp nest one last good kick because he’s chuck and alas it was the wasp nest marked ‘raleigh’s mako feelings’ and well he just got back from tokyo red shoe in hand so yeah chucks head snapping back like a pez dispenser in 3..2..1.. (tags from harrietvane)
What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?
Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
This is the first time I’ve ever seen an archer in a film run out of arrows or collect used arrows to reuse later.
Accuracy: You’re doing it right.
accuracy? this is a movie about a small band of fantabulous people with random superpowers who defeat an alien invasion led by a guy with golden goat horns and you’re worried about accuracy?
firstly: tony, nat, and clint do not have superpowers, they rely on their skills to survive
secondly: thor is not human, other than the use of his hammer, he is relying on the natural strength and fighting abilities of his people
thirdly: bruce and steve were both perfectly ordinary until science got involved
lastly: what supervillain doesn’t have at least one questionable fashion decision?
i’m gonna cry omg
You spin me right round baby
Right round like a record baby
Right round round round
everyone is dead
someone just left the dorm complex and she was wearing a shirt that said “I’m a thespian. my parents think it’s a stage.” and I swear I laughed for three minutes without stopping to breathe
I had my boyfriend who smokes use matches for a few days instead of a lighter and record the date and time and whatever he was thinking about while smoking.
It’s funny that he quit smoking a few weeks after this project.
my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together
since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk
so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol
while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’
‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’
‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’
‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’
‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’
my favourite part of this is that Orlando was so pissed off his ass drunk that he could barely hold it together for the scene - they put real alcohol in the mugs and Orlando’s a lightweight.
How to know which boy you like:
1. Get very drunk
2. You will cry about the boy you like
Apparently the boy I like is pasta. This comes as no surprise.
What was the meanest prank Chris ever played on you?
Scott: Like I said before, there’s literally a million, but as a little brother I was like ‘that’s amazing.’ We were outside one time, playing outside, no toys, nothing, just imaginary games - and we both had to go to the bathroom. And he said to me, ‘Well, we don’t wanna go inside (obviously), it takes up too much time, why don’t we just.. go right now, like, in our pants.’ And I was like, ‘What do you mean?’ And of course he could’ve said anything and I would’ve been like ‘that sounds awesome.’”